Are you

Proper and prim

And do all things prettily?

Are you

Flirty and fun

And do all things spunkily?

A scarf would say all these things about you

If you just know how to pick one.

Are you

Stodgy and grim

And do all things gruffly?

Are you

Scroogely and mean

And do all things stiffly?

A scarf would say all these things about you

If you just don’t know how to pick one.

Are you

Trendy and thin

And do all things “in”?

Are you

Free spirited and je-ne-sais quoi

And do all things bohemian?

A scarf would say all these things about you

If you just know how to pick one.